About The Death Mask
The staff at "Death Mask" has now grown to a formidable force with about six people. Formed in the fall of 2002, we are an "elite" group of Luther students dedicated to making stuff up about the seminary and the world in which we live. We aim to provide good laughs for our friends in the community. We do not intend for the information on this site to be taken seriously in any way, so please note it's all fiction meant in good humor.
Since we wish to be taken seriously in the real world, however, we guard our identity and choose to remain anonymous.
3/9/05: Thank you to several
anonymous contributors to this issue.
Writer Group A contributed "The Phonebook Prayer." Writer B
contributed a breaking news item. Guess who contributed to our "archives"
page?!? We are extremely grateful for these contributions, and hope to
receive more from all of you!
Some of these articles were
first printed in The Discord, but since it's not available online, we decided to
publish them.
(That, and it's the end of the semester and we're short on material.)
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Ways you can help the ministry of The Death Mask:
Pray for us daily.
Send article submissions to webmaster@thedeathmask.com
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Check out our other websites:
The Onion - Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod