Nation/World:

Colin Powell's Case Against Luther Seminary's "F-Bomb Capabilities"

Marijuana, Farts Among Luther's Lost Table Talk Remarks

NFL In Review:

World in Shock over Vick's Prediction of Defeated Packers

All-Pirate Super Bowl Goes Awry

Special Features:

Luther Seminary Babe of the Month: Bill $ilva-Breen

Chapel of the Incarnation Presents...

Local News:

Nestingen Receives Nothing but Gifts of Christ for Christmas

Kiefert to Play "Hulk" in Upcoming Movie

Parish Nurse Announces New Exercise Opportunities

The Death Mask Grapples with Unreasonable Demands

Breaking News

Editorial/Opinion:

"Movie Reviewz" by Jessi Petersen