Youth and Family Institute: Spears' Pregnancy Presents "New Challenges for Ministry"

Richard Bliese Narrowly Edges Out Nate Loer for Luther's Presidency

Scrappy Grad Vows to "Try Again Next Time"

Disgruntled Student Remarks that "Chapel Sucked Beyond All Suckage"

Jesus Accidentally Overturns LWR Display in Narthex

"Oops...My Bad, Guys"

Webmistress on Lack of Breaking News:

 "The Death Mask Doesn't Just
Write Itself, You Know"