Tiede Vs. Bliese: Comparison Chart
Above: Who's Da Man?
The question on everyone's mind is: how does President-Elect Bliese "match up" to President Tiede? Let's compare some quick facts:
Tiede/Bliese Comparison Chart
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President Tiede |
President-Elect Bliese |
Advantage: |
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Wife’s name “Muffy”
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Wife’s name “Nina” |
Bliese |
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Endorsed by Society of
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Endorsed by FLEAS |
Tiede |
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Can run mile in: 6:58
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Can run mile in: 7:45 |
Tiede |
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Clean-shaven |
Bearded
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Tie
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Ph.D., Harvard |
Th.D., LSTC
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Tiede |
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Undergrad: St. Olaf
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Wright State U, Ohio |
We’ve never heard of Wright, but it’s still gotta go to Bliese
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Bench Press: 150 lbs.
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Bench Press: 160 lbs. |
Bliese |
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Great Smile
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Killer Eyes |
Bliese |
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December ‘02 Babe of Month
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President of Center for World Christian Interaction
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Tiede |
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Favorite person of Trinity: Jesus
Extremely "Tiedesque" |
Favorite person of Trinity: Holy Spirit
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Neither; correct answer is Father/Mother/Creator/Heavenly Parent
Tiede
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Conclusion: Bliese has the difficult task of succeeding one of the greatest seminary presidents of all time. But if there's anyone with the potential to fill such big shoes, it's him.